Alright so originally this blog was supposed to be a shopping blog which I will totally post tomorrow, and deep down inside me a blog about relationships is building, I can feel it. Until then let’s discuss, going out. It’s Friday night!!! (Start the music please, found at the bottom of the page)
It’s Friday night and what are you going to do? Here is what you shouldn’t do, don’t belly up to the buffet or the bar. Why? Well a ton of reasons.
I bet this girl doesn't frequent buffets.
First, I like to think of a buffet as a pig trough. I just heard you "gasp" in disapproval at me. I know it sounds gross but that is how you have to think about these things. I actually heard this term from a friend’s dad, and I was totally offended. You know why? Because ole’ fatty me liked the buffet. It was easy, the kids liked it, and it’s fast but now I know that no matter what I am going to eat too much. The food isn’t really home cooked, no matter what that stupid name of the place may suggest, and you are going to feel guilty if you do not go through the line at least twice. Yeah, I know that is how most of us work, we want our money’s worth right? But hey, frequent visits to the buffet will cost you more in personal trainers and gym membership so you won't actually get your money's worth… ohhh so sad and so true.
Bellying up to the bar? I am all for going out with friends, but I just want everyone to remember that there are plenty of calories in alcoholic drinks and that stuff is pure sugar and carbs. Some is ok, too much is baaad! And with your beer goggles on you might take home a big fat juicy burger instead of the juicy girl. LOL Again, so sad and so true.
Everyone have a great night, have fun, and be safe and here is video for you.
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