Saturday, April 7, 2012

Will The Real Superwoman Please Stand Up

Today I ran the Hollywood 1/2 marathon with my good friend Katie.  I would like to say we rocked the race but when you put the hill and the end of the race that is hard to do.  One of these days I am going to take a flip cam and record myself running so that I can dialogue some of the stupid crap I think when running 13.1 miles until then you'll have to read my highlights.

Mile 1 - "What the frick!  I'm running down this stupid hill in the dark.  Nate told me I wasn't suppose to run down hills.  I'm not even warmed up!  What the frick!!"
Mile 2 - "Find your pace, find your pace.  Try and keep pace with this guy, oh wait, he is like a foot taller than me, that's not going to work."
Mile 3 "Note worthy"  (see tomorrows blog for details)
Mile 4 "Is that guy checking out his butt in the window reflection?  Oh my gosh, he is!  He does have some booty."
Mile 5 "I GOT TO PEE!!!"
Mile 6 "Superman and Batman just passed me.  Gotta love a guy in a cape."
Mile 7 "That freakin girl is wearing a superwomen costume.  I'm superwomen, stupid BLEEP"
Mile 8 Thought about him and the runners high kicked in :)
Mile 9 "That guy's running pants are see threw.  Oh my... I have seen so much of him and I don't even know his name.  Makes me feel a little dirty."
Mile 10 "  I wonder where that girl got that running top.  I should ask but I would slow us down.  Oh crap, I got to pee again!"
Mile 11 "Why the "f" do I do this?"
Mile 12 "Don't walk, don't walk.  Where did this head wind come from?"
Mile 13 "I can see the finish line.  Ohhh is that Batman and Superman.  Ohh and there is Superwoman.  Capes are lame!  I got this!  Hey, was that Robin Hood I just passed?"

My time wasn't my best but like I said I had a great time.  Hope you all read tomorrow's blog post, I think you'll like it.

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